...gonnagetthisdonetonightifitkillsmedammit...

*cough*

So, I forgot to do the happything post last night, so I guess I owe you two tonight. ^_^;;; So! Day 6: Porn makes me happy, but you all knew that. ;)

And, Day 7: Lambo sammich makes me happy. Observe!

( Sunstreaker dropped his end of the tree... )

( For reference, I got this idea from one of the greeting cards we sell at work. )

I have a frozen cosmopolitan, I have a 'Boots, and I have My Little Transformer eps. Life is surviveable.

Thus, porn. Takes place after this story; sort of a merger between Kink Is Our Business and Lambo Sammich.

( The joy of receiving an order in the mail... )

So Mom and I suspect that part of what's been causing my stressed-out-ness the past few weeks is... a lack of protein in my diet. Ess are ess el why. I've been surviving on Soup at Hand and ravioli and cereal and that's about it, and my body must think I'm living in famine conditions. So I'm going to start eating sandwiches and see if that yanks ( Read more... )

I don't WAAAAAANNA go to work tomorrow. I just spent ten hours at work and I'm TIIIIIIIIIIRED.

...'kay, done whining now.

( Adventfic 15, combining Rusty and Becca's prompts. )

This has been percolating in my head for months now, I just couldn't figure out how to put it all together. Until the drive to work today. I love it when inspiration hits. ^_^

( In which Bluestreak muses on his relationship with the twins. )

( Sammich behind cut. Probably the most labor-intensive sammich yet, so see what you think. )

Based on Koi's Prowl/Lambos pain and submission funfest. I swear, I wasn't planning to write this, but it came to me in its entirety this morning and, well, frankly, if I have to suffer so should you. :P

( In which Bluestreak, against all odds, still manages to be adorable. )

( Warning: the Surgeon General has determined that consumption of this sammich could make you puke your guts out from the fluffy. )

( First, Sideswipe talks to Bluestreak. )